My Results Are In

The only infallible rule we know is, that the man who is always talking about being a gentleman never is one.

— Robert Smith Surtees

Just took this test; my results are below.
Anyone out there compatible with me? <glances at wife>

The Gentleman

Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you’re their man. You’re sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you’re experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you’re classic “marrying material,” a prize in the eyes of many.

It’s possible that behind it all, you’re a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you’re fundamentally sex-driven. You’re a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you’re like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxeat all fucking costs.

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.

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4 Responses to “My Results Are In” [Leave yours »]

October 19^th, 2005 at 10:24 am

I'm not the Maid of Honor!!! [subscribed to comments] said:

We had a good run - what was it, 11 months? *sigh* I have discovered that I am a “RANDOM gentle love master” and a “Peach” - According to okcupid.com, we are incompatible and I should really be looking for another “Peach” or perhaps a “Playstation” or “Window Shopper”……although since I am the random, unpredictable one maybe I’ll throw caution to the wind and stick this one out.

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October 19^th, 2005 at 5:05 pm

Ron [subscribed to comments] [author of post] said:

what okcupid says about your “Peach” personality:

“You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.”

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October 25^th, 2005 at 6:28 pm

CantorIT said:

So I took the test. Turns out I’m a Gentleman/DGLMm too. In fact, it said my ideal mate was the same, a Gentleman/DGLMm.

So, move over, Sara. I’m sorry, but the test said it has to be this way. I’m just following orders.

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October 25^th, 2005 at 10:38 pm

Ron [subscribed to comments] [author of post] said:

sorry, sara. at least we had a good run.

(hey CIT, this isn’t just a rebound thang, is it? )

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