Caption This Photo

Whoever writes the best caption for this photo will receive an autographed copy of it.

The runner-up will receive a hearty handshake from me.

(All other entries shall be deemed “losers” and shall receive nothing except public humiliation and shame.)

I’ll start the ball rolling:

“I want my money back, Mr. Brown, and I want it NOW.”

P.S., You can’t tell from this photo, but I was wearing an “I ♥ NY” T-shirt.

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12 Responses to “Caption This Photo” [Leave yours »]

1. July 18^th, 2005 at 9:18 pm
   Emanuel Ferritis [subscribed to comments] said:

   “Vice President of the newly formed New Jersey Militia, Ron Rothman gives his best ‘I’m from Brooklyn punk, where are you from?’ pose.”

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2. July 18^th, 2005 at 9:31 pm
   Ron [subscribed to comments] [author of post] said:

   excellent. G, i knew you’d be good at this.

   the only minor correction is:

   “I’m from Brooklyn, punk, where the f**k are you from?”

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3. July 18^th, 2005 at 10:37 pm
   sara [subscribed to comments] said:

   “For years he had pursued them while they tormented him with their mocking calls and elusive habits. But today my friend, Ron the birdwatcher finally had his revenge.”

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4. July 18^th, 2005 at 10:42 pm
   Ron [subscribed to comments] [author of post] said:

   
   That is so disturbing, I don’t even know where to begin….

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5. July 22^nd, 2005 at 5:48 am
   Jake Tidmore [subscribed to comments] said:

   “Caption this photo”

   He finally achieved Oneness when he realized he had to eliminate the Other.

   From the Secret Sayings of Maji Goop, Mudhole Mystic of the Eastern Disciples of Unitarian Discord

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6. July 22^nd, 2005 at 9:24 am
   Ron [subscribed to comments] [author of post] said:

   i laughed so hard at that comment that some Maji Goop just came out of my nose.

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7. July 22^nd, 2005 at 8:36 pm
   The Birthday Buddy [subscribed to comments] said:

   “Be vewwy, vewwy quiet…I’m hunting pluots.”

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8. July 22^nd, 2005 at 11:47 pm
   Ron [subscribed to comments] [author of post] said:

   “pluot season!”

   “nectacotum season!”

   “pluot season!!”

   “nectacotum season!!”

   what’s a nectacotum, you ask??? why, it’s one-third nectarine, one-third apricot and one-third plum. which, incidentally, makes it 1/6 peach, 1/2 plum and 1/3 apricot. (here is proof that they actually exist.)

   but enough of this. (i’ve sufficiently demonstrated my knowledge of mutant fruits.) i think you’re in the running, bday buddy.

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9. July 26^th, 2005 at 10:59 pm
   Ron [subscribed to comments] [author of post] said:

   last chance to get your captions in… i’ll pick the winner soon.

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10. August 2^nd, 2005 at 5:52 pm
    The Birthday Buddy [subscribed to comments] said:

    So…who won, already?

    The suspense is unbearable.

    (I vote for Emmanuel)

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11. August 2^nd, 2005 at 6:00 pm
    Jake Tidmore [subscribed to comments] said:

    The suspenders are unwearable. Who is Juan??? How many wieners can you have? Uh oh, here comes the nurse….time for my medici……zzzzzzzz

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12. August 2^nd, 2005 at 6:07 pm
    Ron [subscribed to comments] [author of post] said:

    actually, i think i’m gonna call it a tie between you and emanuel. (so do you each get half of the autographed photo?)

    i’ll have another photo captioning contest soon–hopefully more of those lurkers out there (you know who you are) will speak up.

    p.s., that jake tidmore fellow is weird.

    p.p.s., many thanks to all those who posted captions!!!

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